The Sooty story ! |
Question (from Ringworm)
Hi PV,
Your co-hare on run #18 in March 02 (the 4km OnIn Epic) was Sooty. Sooty appears as a child in Tampax's Hare Record, and doesn't appear at all in my full records, unless he's under his real name. I'm well aware he isn't a child (would we have tipped a bag of flour over a kid's head?), but I don't know his real name. What is it?
Max
Answer (from Pussy Virus)
Dear Ringworm
I am glad to see that you are still committed to your Ph.D. in Bush Hashing. South African national Craig Barratt -- also know as "the red-eyed-yeti" for his perpetual hangover eyes and two meter tall frame -- acquired the name "Sooty" after the following article reverberated around the Net:
At the time, Sooty was known for his escapades into the human version of the females' cage, i.e., Soi Cowboy, where he repeatedly did his best to support two Cambodian sisters. The Bush Hash records should state that Sooty is now a reformed individual residing in Johannesburg and only indulging in one-on-one white women sex (with the odd Nigerian prostitute thrown in for a thrill).
On On
Tom
Response (from Ringworm)
Glad to see that your talent for lowering the tone is still flourishing. On which note......
Q: Why would you wrap a guinea pig in duct tape?
A: So it won't burst when you f$%:" it.
The records will be ammended accordingly.
ONION
Response (from Scott Borowsky)
Tom.....good story however I believe the final tally was 3 Cambodian sisters, but unfortunately none at the same time. Other names include: TY Soo, Satan, Red-Eyed Freak and the old Basic, Filthy Pig- all of course harken to days gone by.
And let's not confine Sooty to Soi Cowboy, for he ventured near and far in the City Of Angels.
Response (from Sooty)
At this point we should clarify a few issues......
Sooty arrived in the city of angles in his late twenties, innocent and naive. It was soon after this that PV and OJ took him into the fold and provided guidance on survival in the city. Sooty soon learnt all he knew in those days from exploits of his fellow sexpats.
Tom, in addition to reformed individual, you should throw in acclaimed athlete, now under 90kg and on the verge of doing a sub 3 argus!!!
Response (from PV)
I haven't seen any evidence of the "acclaimed athelete" part, but at 90 kg, you must look positively emaciated. Best of luck with the Argus on Sunday. I would have loved to have join, but work's a little out of control at the moment, so there's no way I'd have time to train for it. Next year!
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