The Bush has run for 117 consequtive months from Run # 1 in October 2000
A total of 1107 hounds have done 5417 runs between them
Average pack size is 46, ranging from 123 (Run #1) to 18 (Run #33)
100 hounds have ‘Bushmaster’ status (13+ runs), comprising:
62 men, 30 women, 8 kids
1 Octuple Bushmaster (91+), 1 Septuple Bushmaster (78+), 7 Quintuple Bushmaster (65+), 8 Quadruple Bushmasters (52+), 15 Triple Bushmasters (39+), 22 Double Bushmasters (26+) & 46 Single Bushmasters
79 from Pattaya & 21 from Bangkok
28 Thais, 20 Brits, 14 Norwegians, 8 Americans, 7 Aussies, 6 French, 3 Belgians, 3 Swedes, 2 Filipinas, 2 Swiss 2 Germans and 1 each from Canada, Ireland, Holland & Turkey
We have 94 Hares, including 41 who have set multiple runs:
Seaman Stains leads with 16 runs
Big Nosed Bastard and Ringworm have 14 plus 1 (EBF rule)
Note: The EBF rule decrees that the hares can donate runs to persons of the
opposite sex with whom they exchange bodly fluids, to enable such persons
to escape the Lazy Bastard Awards.
On their 28th run, Hash Hash and Arseaholic surrendered their claims to the
Lazy Bastard Award, by actually laying a run:
New Male Leaders: Yao Yao (Run 38, Hared 0) & Smiling Brown Spider (Run 35, Hared 0)
In Desperate Need of EBF: Care Bear (42) - Volunteers get in line behind Ringworm
Current Hash Hardcore:
32 Current Hash Hardcore (done more than half of this regime’s 8 runs):
12 runs: Squeeze My Tube, Tampax and V.V
11 runs: Mrs Head and The Tickler
10 Runs: Arseaholic, Ball Ringer and Ringworm
9 Runs: Fucking Dog, GI Joe, Jellobutt, Linguini Weeny, Pussy Virus, Queen Stella
8 Runs: Greyhound, Late Cumming Ball Slapper, Madame Claude, Mademoiselle Chang, Stinky Sloppy Seconds, Spaghetti Head, Tadpole, That’s The One
7 Runs: Bell End, Big Nosed Bastard, Cabbage Knievel, Dirty Pussy, Hobbit, Hundred Dollar Skidmark, Makin’ Bacon
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