The Bush has run for 113 consequtive months from Run # 1 in October 2000
A total of 1074 hounds have done 5227 runs between them
Average pack size is 46, ranging from 123 (Run #1) to 18 (Run #33)
98 hounds have ‘Bushmaster’ status (13+ runs), comprising:
61 men, 29 women, 8 kids
1 Septuple Bushmaster (91+), 7 Quintuple Bushmaster (65+), 10 Quadruple Bushmasters (52+), 13 Triple Bushmasters (39+), 21 Double Bushmasters (26+) & 46 Single Bushmasters
78 from Pattaya & 20 from Bangkok
28 Thais, 20 Brits, 14 Norwegians, 7 Americans, 7 Aussies, 6 French, 3 Belgians, 3 Swedes, 2 Filipinas, 2 Swiss 2 Germans and 1 each from Canada, Ireland, Holland & Turkey
We have 92 Hares, including 40 who have set multiple runs:
Seaman Stains leads with 16 runs
Big Nosed Bastard and Ringworm have 14 plus 1 (EBF rule)
Note: The EBF rule decrees that the hares can donate runs to persons of the
opposite sex with whom they exchange bodly fluids, to enable such persons
to escape the Lazy Bastard Awards.
On their 28th run, Hash Hash and Arseaholic surrendered their claims to the
Lazy Bastard Award, by actually laying a run:
New Male Leaders: Smiling Brown Spider (Run 35, Hared 0) & Yao Yao (Run 36, Hared 0)
In Desperate Need of EBF: Care Bear (42) - Volunteers get in line behind Ringworm
Current Hash Hardcore:
36 Current Hash Hardcore (done more than half of this regime’s 8 runs):
8 Runs: Arseaholic, Squeeze My Tube, Tampax, The Tickler, V.V
7 Runs: Ball Ringer, Fucking Dog, Jellobutt, Late Cumming Ball Slapper, Makin’ Bacon, Mrs Head, Stinky Sloppy Seconds
6 Runs: Big Nosed Bastard, Empty Spermbank, GI Joe, Greyhound, Linguini Weeny, Madame Claude, Mademoiselle Chang, Pussy Virus, Queen Stella, Ringworm, Spaghetti Head, Tadpole, That’s The One
5 Runs: Bell End, Cabbage Knievel, Captain Kirk, Hash Hash, Hobbit
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