Scribe Pattaya Bush H3 Run #135

 

It’s that time of the year and Nifty Nev aka Arseholeo is in town for his annual Christmas holidays and is our hare today and the A site is a good way out of town down highway 36 towards Rayong, in an area that he laid a Jungle H3 run that turned into what has infamously been referred to now as the “Jungle Extreme” which resulted in your scribe collecting Dizzy while he was walking down 36 in the dark at 7:30.

So what do we have installed for us today considering the Bush is like
2 Jungle runs end on end ?????

 

Following a recent spate of alleged run tampering incidents, it was decided not to advertise where the run would be and only a select few were told where the A site was and GI Joe was given directions so Johnny Tra La La could find it with the bus, a meeting point on highway 36 was settled on for those using their own vehicles.

 

Wow didn’t that all work well, NOT, many unable to find the meeting point until the 2nd or 3rd attempt and Joe getting the bus to turn off to soon, resulted in the 1st circle starting very late and consequently the mid pack runners returning on and just after dark and a visitor from Phuket not returning until well after the 2nd circle had started and even then, Karamba had to go fetch him on the Batbike/Penis Extension.

 

The water stop being on the other side of a mountain range, was the main reason most were late returning, it also meant that the beer truck with much wanted and needed water supplies and of course the amber fluid as well, also didn’t return until almost everyone was in and well after dark, there being no short/easy route between the A site and water stop.

 

Despite all of this, the majority of hashers believed it was indeed a good run and Nifty Nev was not to blame for the late start or finish. The circle turned out to be one of the most entertaining/amusing your scribe has ever attended, with many charges, false or otherwise being laid and the quasi-trial of an alleged trail wrecker, conducted by Pussy Virus and Weed Eater, proving to be an amusing highlight.

 

Another amusing one liner “E.T. a cross between Donald Trump and Donald Duck” had the assembled hashers almost rolling around on the ground in fits of laughter, with G.I. Joe almost pissing his pants, he was laughing so hard.

 

But like all good hash circles it eventually had to come to an end and with the hash hymn concluded, we all disappeared back into the night, many riding the new fang dangled Yellow, ex school bus home, by all reports, the old clunker is still a favourite, apparently the new one is a bit hard to piss out the door while it’s moving, without anyone seated near the door getting a golden shower lol.

 

On On

Bam Bam