| Faithful Hounds = 15 |
GI Joe (91), V.V. (88), Weed Eater (87), No Meat (85),
Squeeze My Tube (52), Tampax (49), Greyhound (42),
That's The One (41), McSwirlyface (27), Missing Link (22),
Vaseline Thighs (21), Liberace (20), Dirty Pussy (19),
Anal Rape (17), Love Canal (13)
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| Returnees = 24 |
Pussy Virus (77), Ball Ringer (75), Hash Hash (63),
Drunken Donuts (28), Late Cumming Ball Slapper (28),
Beverly Hills Pink Cock (24), Cheap Norgy (18),
Mud Cracker (15), Smelly Bastard (11),
Zeal Zucker (10), Try A Fuck (9), Four by Two (7),
Postman Licks Twice (6), Slippery Arsehole (6),
Son of Bitch (6), Pissed Off Mermaid (6), Eat Me (3),
Big Package (2), Giles Molester (2), Kanitta (2),
Roger Me (2), Seven (2),
Shaggy (2), Splat (2)
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| Bush Newcomers =
7 |
City Girl (1), Hand Job (1), Sauerkraut (1), Sexy Beast (1),
Azumi (1), Jo Harbitz (1), Mrs Na (1)
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| Sponsors and Donors: |
Boats etc: The hares, Pussy Virus, Anal Rape,
Roger Me and Love Canal |
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| Anniversaries: |
| Octuple Bushmaster status 104 runs: |
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| Septuple Bushmaster status 91 runs: |
Gi Joe |
| Sextuple Bushmaster status 78 runs: |
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| Quintuple Bushmaster status 65 runs: |
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| Quadruple Bushmaster status 52 runs: |
Squeeze My Tube |
| Tripple Bushmaster status 39 runs: |
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| Double Bushmaster status 26 runs: |
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| Single Bushmaster status 13 runs: |
Love Canal |
| This months birthdays: |
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RUN REPORT
Pattaya Bush Run # CXXXIV (134)
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| Run Story By: |
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| Try A Fuck |
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Today l knew it was going to be a special occasion for the Bush Hash, with four hares, yes four, all of them of devious character, namely Anal Rape, Pussy Virus, Roger Me and Love Canal.
So leaving early from my place in Naklua at 10.30am for 11.30 meet at Tesco -Lotus for transport, worried about the 2 million Bangkok’iens, that have been desending on our quiet little town every weekend, l shouldnt have worried as they were all still in bed. B.H.P.C said to me traffic light on Sumkavit this morning, he spoke too soon, by 12pm departure time they had all arrived, making our 500 yard departure to the Sukhumvit road take 15 minutes longer than it should have done.
Twenty minutes into the journey, two of the cracks, SQUEEZE MY TUBE and Kanita wanted a piss stop on a very dangerous place on the motorway, l was just waiting for a half asleep lorry driver to wipe us all out
Arriving at Phra Samut Chedi slightly later than we thought , the A site was on a bridge over a waterway with mangroves and miles(or rai) of fish farms as far as the eye could see, great A site.
Circle was called pretty promptley by acting GM, Dirty Pussy, standing in for our venerable GM Bam Bam, who was on a mission in foreign parts. He called in the virgins and visitors to the Bush Hash: Hand Job, Sauerkraut, Sex Beast, Azumi, Joe Harbitz, Mrs Na and City Girl. The hares gave us the run instructions, a long run of approx 16klm and about half that for the short run, a splitting off point at about 5klm, water stops on both runs.
Off we went with FRBs taking the lead, a few good checks later we reach the split off between the long and short run and we were all still mainly together, a sign of good checks.
The long run took us out to where the sea reaches the mangroves, and onto a Temple of unknown age now in the sea, but sometime in the past dry land (global warming), and the water stop at about 10klm. The hares had to carry the drinks out to the mangroves and requested we finish the drinks as they didn’t want to carry any back.
Off again but myself and few fellow hashers lost paper, but as luck would have it, found a boat with the hares in it and decided a boat ride and cold beer was too inviting to miss.
We caught up with up with the FRBs at the pickup point and all piled in the boat back to the A site for beer and ice-ing the hares for providing a great run in a great area. The circle was very entertaining and went on till late. Tampax mentioned the Bush Hash should consider doing something like this at least once a year, l think we all agreed a great idea
On On
Try-A-Fuck
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