Run report for Bush
run # 123

Hello everybody, my name is Mr Magoo !  I’ve made some scribbles today cos the other guy didn’t send in his report which isn’t really good.  I hope you can read this because ican't ! Just so you know the hares today are Jellobutt and rabid bitch and they have not joined together in a long time.  We arrived at the a-site down highway 7 in late afternoon and the sun was blazing hot and we had very little shade.  Timmy Tightpants was there already along with Mrs Head and a few other fellows.  Jellobutt had been there hours after after his mate rabid bitch dumped him when they finished putting the paper down.

Rabid bitch went back into town and so Jellobutt hung around the a-site and jumped out of the bushes every time someone arrived at the a-site.  After the bus arrived and everyone paid the sign up guy GI Joe, the circle thing was called and the hares (there were two of them now) explained about the run.  So off we all went into the trees and soon started to move up and up and up and up and ………  After about 1 km we came across our first check and from then on the run got a bit hard as we were starting to climb hills all over the place.  We skirmished around lots of small houses and huts and then we were out in open country with those blasted hills all around us.  At one point we climbed a very nasty hump and at the top those nasty hares had put a check.

I can tell you that there were runners all over the place going off into the distance trying to solve the check.  Those hard working hashers included Mrs Head, Queen Stella, Tadpole, Pussy Virus, Pussy Snatcher and a lot more whose names i forgot. That V.V. fellow was very smart cos he worked out that we had to go back one way as it was the only logical choice so off he went even though not on paper. We found him later at the water stop.

I suppose after about 30 minutes someone had the idea to go back down the hill again from the route we had climbed.  Presto !  they found the paper.  From then on, we went across pineapple fields, tapioca fileds and through rubber tree plantations until we came across the beer truck and the long awaited water stop.  After we re-grouped that jellobutt fellow told us to get back on the waiting bus as the 1st half of the run had taken a bit longer than expected and the light was fading fast.  Of course a few of us didn’t need any more words and we legged it to the bus.  That other fellow rabid bitch then told the rest to carry one and so about half of the pack took off on the second leg.  So the bus took us back to the a-site and we then hung around watching the sun go down and down.  After a while the front runners started to arrive back at the a-site and others came back in dribs and drabs.

A few people came back in the dark which was lucky for them really but they should have listened to jellobutt.  That V.V. fellow was busy since he came back on the bus as he was cooking a free BBQ for everyone.  I like BBQ’s in the jungle, it really tastes great.  When everyone had eaten their fill, the circle was called and all hell was let loose.  This fellow Pussy Snatcher suddenly found himself called the ‘victim’ and he was given a very strange hat to wear.  From then on, when ever anyone was iced, the poor victim got iced too.  He seemed to spend most of the evening either on the ice or in the bucket and he had this big smile on his face the whole time.  What a grand
chap.  Well we had a lot of fun in the circle and then after the beer started to run down a bit we all sung the hash hymn and went off to the Titty Twister hash bar for a bit more fun and some live rock and roll music.  Not everyone got off the bus to go inside but I think that there were maybe 15 to 20 of us that stayed and drank some more.  The music was good but then it got better when some foreign types started playing and singing too.  The Hellboy Fellow was really good as he provided a free taxi for people if they wanted to go back into town early. I could have stayed there a bit longer but these other fellows kept asking for a lift back into town so I had to leave.  I hope we go back there again soon cos the Hellboy fellow who organised everything there helped us out a lot and needs to be thanked for that.  So with my ramblings out in the open I say what a very good day out on the bush and On On and all of that. 

See you next time.