| Faithful Hounds = 20 |
Ringworm (106), V.V (73), Tadpole (42), Queen Stella (40), Squeeze My Tube (35), Tampax (33), Hobbit (29), Mrs Head (28), Greyhound (25), That’s The One (25), Linguini Weeny (19), Hundred Dollar Skidmark (13), Mud Cracker (9),
Dirty Pussy (7), ActiveX (5), Liberace (5),
Coppertone Babe (4), Vaseline Thighs (4),
Cabbage Head (3), Pussy Snatcher (3) |
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| Returnees = 23 |
Weed Eater (76), No Meat (75), GI Joe (74), Pussy Virus (66), Ballringer (59), Pissed Pole Dancer (58), Bell End (49),
Jellobutt (48), The Tickler (44), Yao Yao (38),
Spaghetti Head (27), Drunken Donuts (20),
Beverly Hills Pink Cock (12), Borderline (11),
Cabbage Patch (8), Madame Claude (8),
Mademoiselle Chang (8), Give Me One (6),
One Inch Penis (5), My Precious (5),
Cabbage Queen (2), Jonathan (2),
Pineapple Dildo (2) |
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| Bush Virgins = 5 |
| Splat, Anthony, Bird, Robert, Svend Jensen |
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| Sponsors and Donors: |
Paying brewmaster: Liberace
Paying hare: Squeeze My Tube
Food: the hares
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| Anniversaries: |
| Octuple Bushmaster status 104 runs: |
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| Septuple Bushmaster status 91 runs: |
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| Sextuple Bushmaster status 78 runs: |
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| Quintuple Bushmaster status 65 runs: |
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| Quadruple Bushmaster status 52 runs: |
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| Tripple Bushmaster status 39 runs: |
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| Double Bushmaster status 26 runs: |
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| Single Bushmaster status 13 runs: |
Hundred Dollar Skidmark |
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| The French Connection |
Bush Run # 116
8 May 2010
'Queen Stella's Birthday Run'
Bush scribe report, 20/05/10 |
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For some tough guys it was a Pussy Run and with good reason the Hares were Queen Stella, Tadpole, and Squeeze My Tube. For some others hashers it was a “Roller Coaster” run. The first part of the run, the harder one, was supposed to be a one hour. But believe me it took much more time. The second part was easier, around 30 to 45 minutes.
Despite the unusual heat in the Pattaya’s area, about 17 faithful hashers, 23 Returnees and 5 Bush virgins were present at the start. As usual front runners (Vaseline Thighs, Jellobutt, Drunken Donuts, Mud Cracker…) led the race very quickly but it was useless to go fast because the track was an endless succession of hard climb and very steep descent. Up and Down, again and again under a striking sun for about 2 hours until the water stop.
It was so hard that few runners and some of them among the best decided to finish the run there. In fact, the second run part was pretty easy. The survivors just had to follow a dirt road led into plantation to be back to A site. Hares have chosen a beautiful place to set the circle. It was close to a small lake not very deep but enough to swim. Carefully Bird, a new comer, get in the lake with a life jacket to join other hashers drinking beer in the hot shallow water.
After everyone enjoyed the tasty Thai food made by Hares themselves the circle started. Bush virgin Splat joins two others newcomers on the ice to be welcomed to the bush. Then Bird came in the ice bucket but this time without his life jacket. This guy seemed to enjoy so much that he has been called few times on the ice until he’s finally got his hash name “Barght Vader”. Bush Virgins kids, Robert, Anthony and Jonethan also seated on the ice for quite long because they trash the hash. As usual French guys was invited many times to have a drink on the rocks especially Drunken Donuts who finished to avoid that he’s not any more a French citizen because he live in Thailand since 24 years. It was also supposed to be the 'Queen Stella's Birthday Run' but not only cause she smashed the birthday cake on the Yao Yao’s face. Anyway the run # 116 wasn’t a piece of cake for any hashers, so On-On.
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