Stats and for Run # CXII 9th January 2010
Normal's Birthday run
Includes Hash Trash
Total turnout = 59



Hares:

Faithful Hounds = 24

Big Nosed Bastard (77), V.V (69), Arseaholic (65), Pussy Virus (63), Fucking Dog (58), Pissed Pole Dancer (56), Barbie Doll (46), Jellobutt (46), The Tickler (41), Yao Yao (37), Queen Stella (36), Squeeze My Tube (31), Tampax (29), Hobbit (27), Timmy Tightpants (25), Mrs Head (24), Linguini Weeny (16), Cheap Norgy (13), Makin’ Bacon (9), Captain Kirk (5), Madame Claude (5), Mademoiselle Chang (5), Dirty Pussy (4), ActiveX (3)

Erection, Phoney Cunt, Robbin Bastard, Ben Ilka, Ball, Kivi, Lumi, Savi, Veri, Wongrit

Saturday's bush run was on Normal's birthday so she decided to be a hare with her friend Ball. I arrived at the 
A-site the Pra Pai Phun Ranch; a small zoo with many exotic species of animals and birds and a three legged 
reindeer! early as the run was supposed to start at 1400. Well we waited and waited and no sign of any hares.
Eventually we set off, on a trail leading to a small hill which was to be the principal feature of today's run. 

Considering that the run was set by a man who had never even run a hash before, the trail was well marked,
with easy checks and good use of terrain. The short run was long enough for me today so I got a lift back to
the A-site in a truck. Pussy Virus was the first runner back which is not unusual. The hares provided us with
guacamole, liver pate and a cheese dip to soak up the beer after the run. This was followed by roast haunch 
of reindeer, which was very tasty indeed.

After we have eaten, our JM, Tampax calls the circle and ices Bad Boy Bob, hereafter known as swirly Face, 
for being an early leaver, Normal is iced and sits in an empty bucket. She is congratulated on a good run and
good food. Beverly hills Pink Cock is iced for giving the JM bad advice.

Hash Hash takes the circle and ices Drippy, Yao Yao, and BNB. Drippy and Yao Yao whinge about the run being
'tedious', while BNB enjoyed the run and thought it was good. The French were iced for eating all the mashed 
potatoes. He next ices two Finnish virgins with Odd Job as translator, I didn't know odd Job could speak Finnish 
and Neither did he! Fucking Dog comes in to sort out the confusion by conversing with the Finns in German. He 
speaks fluent German as his father was a German Soldier.

BNB ices Swirly face and Tonto for being lying leavers as they are still here. and Linguini Weeny for being his 
usual noisy self. All the Brits are now iced for bitching about the cold weather in the UK. Pussy virus sympathises 
with them as he remembers his childhood, running up and down the snow-clad mountains of Norway. At this point 
Tampax brings Normal into the circle to wish her happy birthday. Tickler takes the circle and ices Arseholeo for
being a whistleblower on trail and Jello butt for calling touchdown! every time he hears it. Pussy Virus is ices for 
gay-wear, and Makin' Bacon and Madame Claude iced for fashion abuse.

Tonto takes the circle and ices Swirly face for running with a young virgin and her negligent father for allowing his 
daughter to run with a convicted paedophile. Jello Butt and Mud cracker iced for racing. Madame Chang was iced 
for being a spy with VV her spy-master. Pussy Virus ices Hash Hash, Tampax and BNB, getting his revenge. Your
scribe is iced and then brings the evening to a close with the hash hymn. Thanks again to Normal and Ball for a 
good day out.

On-On,

Stains.