Stats for Run # LXXXVII 8th Dec. 2007
Total turnout = 62

Run report included on this page

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Photos for Bush Run # LXXXVII
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Ringworm (81), Big Nosed Bastard (67), Seaman Stains (64), GI Joe (49), Seaman Swallow (48), Festering Streaker (47), Hash Hash (46), Arseaholic (43), Pussy Galore (41), Ball Ringer (35), Bell End (34), Barbie Doll (34), Yao Yao (27), Chicken Fucker (23), Drippy (21), Naughty Nat (19), Tinkerbell (16), Chicken Nugget (16), Timmy Tightpants (15), Mr Statler (15), Jackal (14), Dizzy (14), Hobbit (12), Ratcatcher (10), Tampax (9), Squeeze My Tube (7), Mrs Head (6), Chucky (6), Terminal Four Skin (6), Garbage Collector (5), Greyhound (5), That’s The One (5), Rumpleforeskin (4), Rizla (3), Atle Barbo (2)

Sweet Pussy, Monkey Mork, Monkey Mindy, Synnova Barbo, Aase Olsen, Trevor Collar

It was a fine day, there was a light breeze, the A-site was idyllic and I was surrounded by similar idiots. It was a perfect recipe for a good Bush run. The run would have stared earlier had we not been delayed by Weedeater and No Meat, who proved yet again that they follow directions less proficiently than they follow paper.

The B-site was almost as good as the A and provided adequate shade for us weary souls, though bottled water was on the short side. The hares managed to keep the pack together by-and-large and the terrain was varied. Most seemed happy with the run and looked forward eagerly to the fine fare provided by our Norwegian hosts.

As well as the usual refreshments, there was smoked salmon with scrambled egg with sliced baguettes. The pack demolished this, despite the Norwegians generously plying us with extra helpings. I can eat this stuff until it comes out of my ears and don't mind admitting that I had my fair share.

The circle was conducted in true Bush fashion with its direction and entertainment largely decided by the likes of Seaman Swallow, Ringworm, BNB,GI Joe, Festering Streaker and Sir Chicken Fucker. Proceedings were interrupted temporarily by Jackal, who staggered backwards at an early stage and went awol in some degree of pain. Bush doctors came to some agreement on their diagnosis and it was concluded that dehydration was to blame.

Once our valued friend had been tended to, the circle proceeded with an auction to put Bush finances back on track.Various dubious-looking items were dumped on the unsuspecting pack in exchange for good money. Most notable were the US vodka bottle full of water (1000baht, I think) and the celebration issue of thai bank notes (1500 baht). The shady deals were done by Ringwormetta and Big-Nosed Bastardette in the name of a healthier Bush bank balance.

Traditional ice-sitting antics followed and went on until the beer had run dry, words were becoming slurred and dusty knees were getting wobbly. Hopefully we will all live happily ever after or at least until the next Bush run.
Once again, thanks to the hares and their Norwegian compatriots for putting on such a good day, including my favourite snacks

On on, Karl

(aka No More Cum)