Stats for Run # LXXXIV 8th Sept. 2007
Total turnout = 42

Run report included on this page

Hares:

Sorry, no pics this month
Photos for Bush Run # LXXXIV
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 Hash names colour code:
 Men
 Women
 Child
 Number of runs

Ringworm (78), Seaman Stains (62), V.V. (47), GI Joe (46), Seaman Swallow (45), Arseaholic (40), Care Bear (38), Ball Ringer (32), Bell End (31), Jellobutt (26), Chicken Fucker (20), Are You Sure (20), The Tickler (18), Queen Stella (17), Tinkerbell (13), Roger The Sick Prick (12), Jackal (12), Idaho (7), Missing Link (4), Squeeze My Tube (4), That’s The One (3), Greyhound (3)

Dunny Buster, Inner, Rumpleforeskin, Captain Prickhard,
Klingon, Anal Fixation  

Only joking! Can you believe on new Joint GM. Jelly Brain aka Jello Butt forgot to assign a scribe? He asked me on Monday if I would scribe for the run. I asked why me? His answer was because you’re here. I asked why you didn’t phone someone. His answer was “I don’t own a phone”. His next reply was “I don’t want to be bothered by people calling me”. I asked what if something important comes up with the Bush. Reply “They can come to my place”. What if you’re not home? Reply “That’s their problem”. When I was the JGM and forgot to assign the scribe I did it myself. Reply “But I did it last month”. Note: This would not have happened on my watch. Right Weedeater? Right Rabid Bitch ?
 
Back to the important things. A little longer of a bus trip than usual but a very nice a site. After everyone gets reacquainted with their friends and get some refreshments for the run ahead the circle is called. Jello Butt does the usual circle thing. Are there any new shoes? Virgins and first time visitors are called in to learn the Bush H3 Rules. Next the Hares are called in to tell us about the run. Hares are Rodger the Sick Prick, James and Carlos. Two virgin hares and not only that they’re virgin hashers. This is taken care of later. They tell us about the trail. It’s the usual checks, paper, 360 degree checks and false trails. The Lying hares told us there were only one false trail on the first part of the run and one on the second. Remember hares never tell the truth about their run.
 
It was a good turnout of people 41 and most of them went out on the trail. It’s good to see the Thai girls going out. They’re moving right up with the FRB’s. Hasher remember if you ever get lost try to do it with a Thai girl they seem to always know the way back to the A site. Plus you’ll never starve they can find food anywhere. I get lost quite often lately. The run starts and I am one of the few that does a false trail. No problem as soon as I catch up the FRB’s will have the next check solved and no more FTs. I did end up finding a couple more FTs. The trail was well thought out everyone got to the B site within 10 minutes of the FRB’s. It was a lovely spot. It had a nice view of the country side and a well needed breeze. The hares had all the refreshments ready. We even had chocolate this time. The second part of the run was a little easier going. It was still challenging. It had a lot of opened space for the FRB’s to sprint as fast as they wanted. The checks were quite cleaver and had everyone running in every direction. I really enjoyed the run.
 
Back at the Asite everyone is enjoying the good food donated by Rodger the Sick Prick. After the refreshments and a little rest the GM starts the circle. The hares are called in and it is deemed an excellent run. I’m a little hazy on the details of the circle so here are some of the things that happened. They aren’t in order. The hares are named after many calls to the ice. I hope the ice doesn’t scare them away. It is told that James has a rear end fixation. Anal Fixation is the new hash name for him. Next up for a name is Carlos. The girls noticed his back side was a little on the hairy side. Klingon is now his hash name. Everyone got a chance at the circle and a seat on the ice. It was an enjoyable circle and I hope everyone enjoyed it.
 
Dizzy and I am up next to hare October’s run. I hope we can do as well as September’s hares.
On-On
GI Joe