Directions to the A-site:
From Pattaya:
Drive south along Sukhumvit from Klang for 12.8 Km. Turn up Phoenix Country Club Road and drive for 5.2 Km to HHH. Turn right and drive for 1.3 Km to HHH. Turn left into dirt road leading to the A-site where Fuck the Truth received his third successive Monday Hash Shit last month.
From Bangkok
Distances were measured using BNB’s small and shitty rental Soluna. The odometer is as unreliable as the rest of it, so watch out for landmarks occurring a little earlier or later than indicated. BNB - currently grappling with the space-time continuum after reading too much Stephen Hawking - also points out that big, ostentatious cars will naturally get there in a shorter distance. (This means you, Pussy Virus)
Anyway, take your favorite route towards Chonburi and get onto Route 7. This is the awful road under construction, and The Banglamung Bottomfeeders recommend leaving early (Miserable Cunt suggests Thursday). Follow Route 7 to the end where it meets Route 36, and follow the sign for Rayong. Where the slip road meets Route 36 there is a Caltex petrol station on your left - Zero your odometer as you pass the petrol station. Continue on Route 36 following signs for Sattahip. At 7.6km you pass under Route 331 ( stay in the right hand lane) and make a U-turn at 8.9, then after approx 500 meters exit left onto the 331 signposted Sattahip. Continue on the 331 passing the Asian University on your right at 17.6km. Watch out for a sign to Phoenix Golf, and turn right at 21.1km (HHH). Continue down Phoenix Country Club Road and turn left at 25.4 (HHH). After a further 1.3km, turn left (HHH) into dirt road leading to A-site. |
