REPORT FOR
Run # 37

We all gathered in the baking heat at a very beautiful A-site and instantly becoming attacked by commando flies. The circle is called and we have the honor to welcome seven new virgins from near and afar. Somebody (Rabid Bitch) thought he would impress us rag-tag hashers with his new Addidas and was called into the ring, no bear was available but water was poured into the new shoe which leaked like a sill, perhaps there is an old hasher in the design department at Addidas...

In the beginning of the run the pack was tight. As a few front runners was starting to edge away the got busted by a very long F.T which lead us back uphill toward the pack. A lot of up and down in a very beautiful terrain and a well needed water stop after about an hour. At this stage hunger and lower sugar level was starting to set in with most runners who was digging in vain for some soda or chocolate to the deepest corner of the ice box with no luck. We shall hope future hares will learn that bush-hashers need to be bribed with treats to not moan. Second part of the run took us through a even nicer landscape with creeks and views of Jomtien in the sunset. It was clear that alot of effort was spent in this run. A nice surprise was the waterfall closer to the end in which yours truly and Fini the Faggot took the advantage of and had a shower. All in all a tough run set in a hilly terrain but with unbeatable views and well thought through trail.

The circle was formed and much of it was concentrated on the birthday boy Miserable Person. It turns out that MP's ex-missus has email harassed most people on his email list including some prominent hashers. I can now see how she became the ex Mrs.. Miserable. Anyhow, some fellow hashers thought this might be to much for poor MP and bought him a clown face! Now he became happy person (HP) Charlie Manson made announcements for next months Indo-China hash in Myanmar which both he and Knickerless will attend so stand-in GM's are called for. Should anyone want to join the two Charlie let us know Thai flies morning and evening to Rangoon for the price of 8000 thb (Charlie has switched career and now runs a travel agent) Oddjob was officially sworn into the Bush Hash committee as the webmaster after praises were told of his excellent job so far creating and maintaining the site. Being politically correct in the bush members of the upcoming APEC meeting was called in onto the ice and invited to solve their problems here in the more laid back atmosphere. After the circle the whole back went to Amors bar in soi 8 to celebrate MP's 40th and there was plenty of FREE beer and choice food prepared by Flying Frog

Map from Run # 37 made by PELER "The Map King"