give me the funnel back.......

so tell me Lucan....how much did you shortcut?

On your knees ...as the Bishop said to the Actress...

Remove your shirt

Body straight !

You call that a BODY!!!!!!!

what the Heck...................

A fine figure.......NOT

Place your hands behind

Now I'm a MONKEY

wank....wank.....

Monday's a hashing day

is everybody happy ?

you bet your life we are

Tuesday's a wanking day

is everybody happy ?

you bet your life we are

I'm knackered