Monkey Run # 11 22nd February 2008
Run Report by:
Sheik Bin Shaggin
Monkey XI – The 'Drunken Monkey'
Hares- Roger the sick prick,Gi Joe and jellow butt. After toasting the virgins th hares got the pack off.It was as usual [ on a hash] very hot. Paper was sometimes onthe 1st half a bit sparse to be seen. R.U.Sure did,nt make it far before returning to the Thistle by motorcycle taxi. CAN,T DO IT DO,NT IT, well 7 of us lesser mortals gave up with fatigue after run times of between 2hrs 5mins and 2hrs 20mins on the 1st half. The 1st being 1hr 40 mins. It was the last check on the 1st leg that really tested the pack. The remaining packtook off on the 2nd leg doing ok until THE HILL which killed most of therunners off,with a check on the top. 1st runners to finnish were Timmy tight pants, [what a man at 61]and Nar hee man, coming at 1hr 10mins. The last runner[Arseaholic] struggled in dying onhis feet after 3hrs. Fair play, what a hero. The circle was called and most agreed,though hard, it was a good run.I was quite suprised Jackel did,nt fall down THE HILL. Rabbit Bitch,[ virgin] and VV,[ mouthy] got to wear the now cerimonial nappies. Ball ringer and Spagetti Head were iced for not wearing new shirts, also G I Joe for wearing a copy. After much more icing, Really Sadistic Basdard was hilarious when he took the circle. As usual he had a go at Ringworm- the oldest man in the world and Ballringer- Mr Gullible. Thanks to the hares for some great food both at the C site and at the
ON ON bar. SHEIK BIN SHAGG
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